Women can be wrong too

Women can be wrong too

I have come to see heaps of self help books about all the things guys do wrong and how to fix them. But why are there none about what women do wrong, I mean no one’s perfect, right? So

I have written this to enlighten everyone, woman and man, to what can really be going wrong. To be fair though, with each partner come different needs and pleasures. So don’t immediately think that every person you are with will be like the last, experiment and ask them what they really want you to do.

Women think guys are like them, well we are not. If you ladies want guys to be like you, you’re better off looking for a same sex relationship. I know it sounds harsh, but that’s why you’re with guys. Because you don’t want women. So please stop treating us like girlfriends. We are men, lovers, hunters and gatherers. And so we act that way, deal with it. We are not as romantically driven as women are, so we don’t need to be in a loving phase of mind to have sex. Sex is great and we really do love it, I mean we are almost constantly thinking about it. So don’t feel totally unloved when we ask for sex, when you aren’t feeling aroused. It is simply the fact that we have been thinking about it all day, and by the time we see you, everything just builds up.

It’s true to say we think about sex a lot. Even though there are women out there with high sex drives, they don’t think about it all day. Some women out there are just not driven at all, and this can also be difficult. You need to find the right amount of force your man likes. You could be too gentle, or too rough. Just ask what he likes. Ask him what he would like you to do. Or if you don’t like to take the lead, ask him to start. Hen when you build up the passion, take over. He may appreciate you being more forceful. Try on sexy clothes for him; greet him at the door with a kiss. Be experimental, have fun, be different. Although guys like sex, same sex all the time is just as bad as none at all.

Women expect guys to know what they want. Now this is just plain dreaming. We have no clue as to how you work, let alone what you like during our nighttime jaunts. We do understand that it can be difficult to express yourselves, and your desires. But we can’t pick up indirect clues, little hints and innuendo. Be direct, tell us what you want. If we aren’t doing things right then tell us how you do want it.

And I don’t mean yell at us when everything done and finished. Try a little sexy talk like ‘I like it so much better when you…” or even “try it this way…” We will appreciate it, just as much as you will. Just don’t be too critical. We like a little direction. But if we aren’t doing it right and you rile us for it, nothing will get anywhere. If we can communicate as lovers, kindly and with no yelling, everyone will be happier and satisfied.

The worst thing a woman can do is use sex as a weapon. Saying things like “You won’t get sex if you go fishing today”, is like showing a red flag to an angry bull. Just don’t do it. If you are so insecure about our relationship, maybe we need to talk. But withholding sex is no way to keep us happy, or you for that matter.

Men don’t look at women the same way they look at themselves. Women complain about the size of everything. If we didn’t like you we would tell you. So don’t complain about your body, we won’t be put off love making because you think your bum is too big. Chances are we like it a little bit more.

Don’t waste your energy wondering if we still like you, just cause you cant fit into your childhood jeans. We love you for who you are, not what you wear. In fact it is quite the opposite, we love you more with every bit you take off. Ha ha ha.

One last thing, don’t go to be angry. If we have a fight, the best thing to do is have sex. It stimulates adrenalin and pheromones. Making love is the best thing we can d to feel better. So make us both happy, and come to bed.